Monday, September 8, 2008

The "B" Word

After reading about it on my list of Random Things I Hate, on DWC I was asked by a friend, "What is a beard?"

A beard is a HORRIBLE term used to describe a woman that a gay man marries or dates in order to appear straight to the world at large. A beard gives the illusion of being the manliest of men, much like unto a giant lumber jack. A beard is also a wirey mass of male facial pubic hair and if anyone ever calls me one again I will kick them in the crotch.

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